The Healthy Way of Living Sucks.

Helloooo, all, time yet again for another entertaining blog from the crazy life of yours truly...

FINALLY!
I got a shift at the hotel from 3pm to 11pm--love it! I really do meet the most interesting ppl! Especially bikers. No, not "bicyclers"....please. Motorcycle Bikers. Love them. So outgoing, so funny, so great! And my dad is one of those guys, makes me proud:)
A guest also asked me if I wanted some dinner from a restaurant he went to, which was nice. I love nice ppl.


Not a lot has been going on...my mother got me drunk last night over something she made me, which she calls a "white russian"...really what this "beverage" should be called is "Straight Vodka With A Pinch of Chocolate Syrup" . That's why I love my mother. So creative:-)

That didn't help the health kick that I'm on at the moment, which includes meal-replacement shakes and a healthy dinner entree. It's tough. I like to eat. Good stuff. Full meals. Three to four times a day. But I also enjoy wearing a swimsuit and single digit pants, so I have to pick and choose. I thought about continuing my unhealthy eating habits so I could land myself a prime spot on "The Biggest Loser", however, I'm too vain to ever let it go that far...yeah. I said it. I'm in love with myself. It's a sin, maybe that's why that random dude tried to "save" me last weekend.

I will keep you updated with my progress at getting healthier. As of the moment, I'm about to starve and really want a pizza. Like, a whole pizza.

Let's talk about my hospital work this week. Went to the crazy insane asylum next door and my co-worker decides to ask this lady who is diagnosed with DEPRESSION, among other ailments, how she is doing. Really? What do you think her answer is gonna be, genius? "Oh, I'm just fabulous, I love it here, love being tied to my bed."
No, her answer was a long, drawn out (but I will put it in a nutshell for you here) --"I hate everyone, my life, and the asshole doctors and nurses here. Oh, and I think I might have TB."

Whoa there. TB, huh? I took a step back and ran to find a nurse, just to double check on that. In case you don't know, readers, TB is TUBERCULOSIS. It kills, it's airborne. yikes.
Turns out, she really was just crazy and had a small cough.

Oktoberfest is next weekend--I'm gonna go to the festivities next Friday with some buddies, I'm super-excited...never been before, it should be interesting.