So, I've had a surge of empowerment tonight, and I'm not sure exactly why, but thank God for it.
I've had the worst luck these last two weeks. Allow me to share:
1.) The BAD break-up.
2.) I was walking across school campus minding my own business, when I was suddenly attacked by a random goose on the campus lawn. It chased me 100 yards as I was squealing before the maintenance man came out and saved me.
3.) I was simply picking up a champagne bottle out of my car to take in the house and the cork randomly exploded out of the bottle and popped me in the face.
4.) I was left stranded downtown in Athens this weekend by my "friends".
5.) I was pursued and asked out by a really great guy. He said he'd call Monday night to make plans for the weekend. It is now Thursday night, and I have not heard from him.
What the hell? I mean, at the risk of sounding arrogant, I'm a good catch. I don't want a relationship, but some fun dates/attention from a good looking member of the opposite sex would be appreciated.
Looks like the only man a woman can count on these days is Captain Morgan. Ah, God bless him.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment